“Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Guy: Why do you do this to yourself? Don't even get paid, risk getting arrested, for what?
- Ernie: The Nod.
- Guy: The Nod?
- Ernie: Happens to me at least once every party. Some guy comes up to me and says thank you for making this happen, I needed this. This really meant something to me. And they nod and I nod back.”
Dmitri Ponce - Guy
Steve Van Wormer - Ernie

“- Matt Montini: So what happened here?
- Orin Boyd: Property vault was hit. Fifty kilos of heroin stolen.
- Matt Montini: Shit, someone's having a big party tonight.”
David Vadim - Matt Montini
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd

“- Reuben Feffer: Whose party is this again?
- Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle

“Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price