“No matter how screwed up our lives may be, we gotta take care of our children.”
Louis Giambalvo - Joe Carangi

“- Michael Cromwell: You sound like an idiot.
- Richard Kempster: I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot! I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster

“This whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.”
Bruce Willis - Sonny Truelove

“- Lord James Browning Jr.: Thanks for rescuing me tonight. I never get a chance to do this. I never got to be someone.
- Chloe Lawrence: You already are someone, I mean. Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.”
Jesse Spencer - Lord James Browning Jr.
Mary-Kate Olsen - Chloe Lawrence

“Nobody has to teach you how to protect your child. You'd know that if you had one.”
Charlize Theron - Karen