“You know, when you have kids to raise, you yell.”

Jessica Walter - Fern

“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Cecil: They talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.
- Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
- Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!”

Stephen Dorff - Cecil
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Eric Barry - Fidget

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But I'm gonna try to change.”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks