“The entire 1994 baseball season, know what I'm saying? I got Ken Griffey Jr. here, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. People spend big money for baseball cards, but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money! Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit… pow! I don't wanna see it happen, but if it does, I'm getting paid!”

Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“- Hank Murphy: Accidents happen, George.
- George Knox: It wasn't an accident. When you slide into a catcher with your nails up, it's on purpose.”
Ben Johnson - Hank Murphy
Danny Glover - George Knox

“If only I was born Italian... all the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup, what chance do I have?”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“The fans are like women. When you're hitting, they love you. When you're not, they'd just as soon spit on you as look at you.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“- Bobby Rayburn: At least you're not one of those diehard, you know, baseball fans. You know, really.
- Gil Renard: Why's that?
- Bobby Rayburn: Because those guys are losers.
- Gil Renard: Aren't the fans what it's all about?”
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard