“- Wyatt Donnelly: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
- Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.”
George Clooney - Everett

“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, “the right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you”.
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.”
Thomas Mann - Greg