“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“Too fucking busy, or too busy fucking?”
Jim True-Frost - Mike Anderson

“You know you better get back here and fuck me you bastard, if you wanted me to come up with any kind of dinner!”
Mena Suvari - Cookie

“- Emily: Were you available for rides while we were fucking?
- Kumail: Yeah, but I only looked a couple of times.”
Zoe Kazan - Emily
Kumail Nanjiani - Kumail

“- Ernie: I really want to work for NASA.
- Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
- Ernie: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
- Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?”
Jason Earles - Ernie
Tad Hilgenbrink - Matt Stifler