“- Drix: Where did you study?
- Osmosis Jones: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.”
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

Now I know that in some of your universities the students say, "No, we don't want literature, not philosophy for us this year. This year we think we will study... mushrooms". Mushrooms? I have news for you. This year, at my school, you will not study mushrooms!

Jean Rochefort - Monsieur Tessier

“Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. Some of you may not. Life this semester won't be easy for any of you. Your grades in your first year of law school can determine your entire future in the law.”
James Earl Jones - Professor Banks

“- Sylvie Cooper: So what are you busted for?
- Ivy: I gotta keep a certain grade point average. I'm slipping in biology.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

“I'm an engineer! I stopped running when Nixon was president!”
Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill