“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
Jaime King - Heather Vandergeld

“- Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
- Sparky Polastri: Because in cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.”
Clare Kramer - Courtney
Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri

“Baseball's just a phase, it'll pass. But science is always cool.”
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode

“- Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
- Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch