“- Dr. Suzanne Carter: Oh my God, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- Paul Blake: No, actually. I just got hit in the head by a racquetball.”

Harley Jane Kozak - Dr. Suzanne Carter
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“- Kimble: I have a headache.
- Lowell: It might be a tumor.
- Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Ben McCreary - Lowell

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
- Artemus Gordon: Damn.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
[Scott Evil nods]”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil