“- Jake Hayes: Is this fish?
- Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.
- Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Garcelle Beauvais - Nicole

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Raw beets and carrots.
- Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner: Madame, this is a restaurant, not a meadow.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Charles Judels - Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Melody Valentine: I want a Big Mac!
- Valerie Brown: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
- Melody Valentine: I know, but suddenly I want one!”

Tara Reid - Melody Valentine
Rosario Dawson - Valerie Brown