“- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas? - Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.”
“- Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today? - Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.” Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller
How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off! Sinbad - Myron Larabee
“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob? - Marv Merchants: Candy stores! - Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.” Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
