“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him.”
Queen Latifah - Liz Bailey

“- Loretta Lynn: Woman, if you want to keep that arm, you better get it off my husband.
- Girl at fairgrounds: Who are you telling what?
- Loretta Lynn: I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.”

Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Susan Kingsley - Girl at Fairgrounds

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Last night I fucked your wife.
- Alley Thug: You did? How you know it was my wife?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Badja Djola - Alley Thug

“- Harry Crumb: I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?”
John Candy - Harry Crumb
Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre