“- Charlie Mortdecai: What is in it for me, as they say?
- Inspector Martland: Do it for Queen and country.
- Charlie Mortdecai: No! ... All right, Queen and country, travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.
- Inspector Martland: Done!”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Ewan McGregor - Martland

“- Xian Chow: Revenge is a dangerous motive.
- Kurt Sloane: It’s also a powerful one.”
Dennis Chan - Xian Chow
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Kurt Sloane

“Man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire Earth.”
Sir John Hurt - Professor Broom

“The humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the Earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough!”
Luke Goss - Prince Nuada

“Let his greed meet his imagination.”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller