“- Leslie Giles: So, you play the violin?
- Sherlock Holmes: Only if worst comes to worst.”
Lysette Anthony - Leslie Giles
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

- David St. Hubbins: Can you play a bass line like Nigel used to on "Big Bottom"? Can you double that? You might recall the line's in fifths.
- Viv Savage: Oh yeah, I've got two hands here.
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins
David Kaff - Viv Savage

“The vibrations on the air are the breath of God speaking to man's soul. Music is the language of God. We musicians are as close to God as man can be. We hear his voice, we read his lips, we give birth to the children of God, who sing his praise. That's what musicians are.”
Ed Harris - Ludwig van Beethoven

“- Sarge: Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?
- Fillmore: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!”

Paul Dooley - Sarge
George Carlin - Fillmore

“I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy