“- Mrs. B: Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir.
- Johnny: Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?”
Suzanne Shepherd - Mrs. B
John G. Brennan - Himself

“- Colonel Brandon: What can I do?
- Elinor Dashwood: Colonel, you have done so much already...
- Colonel Brandon: Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.”
Alan Rickman - Colonel Brandon
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Francis: What? Are you gonna fire me?
- Steve Jobs: No! I already fired you!... Why are you still here?”
Evan Helmuth - Francis
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Unemployment Official: Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?
- Jimmy Rabbitte: We're a third world country - what can you do?”
Pat Leavy - Unemployment Official
Robert Arkins - Jimmy Rabbitte