I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Melody Valentine: I want a Big Mac!
- Valerie Brown: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
- Melody Valentine: I know, but suddenly I want one!”

Tara Reid - Melody Valentine
Rosario Dawson - Valerie Brown

“- Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
- George Henderson: Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
- George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.”

Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson
John Lithgow - George Henderson
Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood

“- Josie Hemphill: This meat here... was it one of our cattle?
- John Hemphill: Sure! You remember Buster?
- Josie Hemphill: Buster? We're eatin' Buster?
- Mrs. Hemphill: Now Josie, at least eat your vegetables.
- Josie Hemphill: I'm turnin' vegetarian, I swear. At least carrots don't have names!”

Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill
Lashawn McIvor - Mrs. Hemphill

“- Jake Hayes: Is this fish?
- Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.
- Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Garcelle Beauvais - Nicole