“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

Jason Patric - Michael

“- Jehovah's Witnesses: [at the front door] Good afternoon. Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house?
- Alan Bennett: No. Try the van...”

Samuel Anderson - Jehova's Witnesses
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Narrator

“- Beca Mitchell: We're going to kick your ass.
- Female Das Sound Machine Leader: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
- Male Das Sound Machine Leader: She actually speaks eight languages but 'loser' is not one of them.”
Anna Kendrick - Beca
Allie Feder - Female Das Sound Machine Leader
Andrew Fitzpatrick - Male Das Sound Machine Leader

“I make that same face when I put my cologne on in the morning, especially when I'm home alone.”

David Spade - General George Custer