“- Denise Fleming: I heard that song was about his dog.
- Preston Meyers: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
- Denise Fleming: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
- Preston Meyers: Shut up about the dog, ok?”
Lauren Ambrose - Denise Fleming
Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers

“- Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
- Mary Swanson: Really? That's weird.
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

“What good is a wooden dog? Sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?”

Jim Varney - Ernest

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“- Alex: Haven't you even had a dog?
- Benson: A few times.
- Alex: Didn't they have names?
- Benson: Just something to eat.”
Farrah Fawcett - Alex
Harvey Keitel - Benson