“Of all the people in this city, I can't believe I met the guy whose wife I killed.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack

If you meet any friends, bring them back and we'll give them a ride in "Suck My Wake."
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“Zigzag. That means he wants to talk peace. You zigzag out to meet him.”
John Carradine - Porter Rockwell

“- Don Luis Quintero: My wife, senor.
- Diego: Your Excellency is a very fortunate man.
- Don Luis Quintero: I'm not so sure. She thinks pesos grow on mulberry trees.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Don Luis Quintero
Tyrone Power - Diego

“- Don José Alvarez de Cordoba: It is extremely important that my niece is presented to the Queen before her new maids of honor are chosen.
- Capt. Lopez: They say that Elizabeth surrounds herself with beauty in the hope that it may be contagious.”
Claude Rains - Don José Alvarez de Cordoba
Gilbert Roland - Capt. Lopez