“It was the first time my father ever kissed me. I felt so happy I could float.”
Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
- Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“First guy to walk out of my life, definetly not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it.”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I’m one of them. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.”
Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
Ray Romano