“- Reporter: Is it true Lola Burns is gonna have a baby?
- Space Hanlon: Why don't you change your brand of narcotics!”
Ben Erway - Reporter
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“- Sully: Don't tell me she's pregnant.
- Carl Roebuck: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.
- Sully: Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.”

Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Wendon: I'm afraid I have some bad news... well maybe its not that bad. The princess is pregnant.
- Jason: Pregnant? How the hell did that happen?
- Wendon: Well you can be sure I had nothing to do with it. She's asking to see you.”
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon
Robert Urich - Jason

“I just wanna get you pregnant, you know? My daughter gonna come out like 11 pounds , twenty ounces, running, around the house with the doo doo pampers on!”
Tracy Morgan - Paul

“- Valerie Stowe: Anthony, I'm pregnant.
- Anthony Stowe: How could you forget to...
- Valerie Stowe: The baby isn't yours.”
Selina Giles - Valerie Stowe
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Anthony Stowe