“I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.”
Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett

“Will you marry this foolish, frightened old man... who needs you more than he can bear to say... who loves you, even though he hardly knows how?”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Jack Lewis

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“I love you and that's urgent like a motherfucker.”
Larenz Tate - Darius Lovehall