“- Lilli Hargrave: I'm gonna keep this forever.
- Richard Lestrange: What's that?
- Lilli Hargrave: My prize. The white bead. I think... It looks nice in my hair. Do you?
- Richard Lestrange: I don't care what you do with it, or how you wear it. You can hang it from you nose for all I care.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange

“- Donna Newman: That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
- Michael Newman: Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Lucy: Can I take pictures of you?
- Syd: Right now? No... I feel like shit right now, I'm kinda wrecked.
- Lucy: You look really sexy, actually.”
Ally Sheedy - Lucy Berliner
Radha Mitchell - Syd

“- Silas Crow: I think you're looking pretty good for three years in the pen.
- Gooch: It's a fucking health spa.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Michael Greyeyes - Gooch

“- Dwight Hansen: You look fine.
- Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: I look like an idiot.
- Dwight Hansen: You act like an idiot. You look fine.”
Robert De Niro - Dwight
Leonardo DiCaprio - Toby