“- Annie: Hi, Mom.
- Elizabeth: You look beautiful. So tan and healthy... Okay you two: how could you do this to me?
- Chessy: May I suggest we take this little pow-wow inside? [to Elizabeth] Hi, you probably don't remember me...
- Elizabeth: [warmly] Chessy!
- Chessy: I knew I always liked you.”
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas

“- Gertie Trinke: Thank you, Daddy.
- Ollie Trinke: Anything for you. You know why? 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Gertie Trinke: I hate you! I wish you died, not mommy!
- Ollie Trinke: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it.”

John Marwood Cleese - King