“You know, moms and dads, they try real hard, but sometimes they mess things up. You know Daddy loves you, right?”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Jeffrey Desange

“There was nothing stopping Michelle and me from having a baby except ourselves.”
Billy Crudup - FH

“- Prof. Grady Tripp: James like it or not those people out there are your parents.
- James Leer: They're not my parents.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: What?
- James Leer: They're my grandparents... my parents are dead.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: James the man is obviously your father... you look just like him.
- James Leer: There's a reason for that.”
Tobey Maguire - James Leer
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meet our guests, you might want to adjust your standards.”
Rolonda Watts - Talk Show Hostess

“As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!”
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid