“- Bridget Jones: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Well, I meant it, but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant... After all, it's only a diary. Everyone knows diaries are just... full of crap.
- Mark Darcy: Yes, I know that. I was just buying you a new one.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“I didn't kill him. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

There's no excuses, Paul. No one has ever, ever paid admission to see an excuse. No one has ever faced a black screen that says: "Well, if we had these set of circumstances, we would've shot this scene... so please forgive us and use your imagination." I've been to the movies hundreds of times. That's never occurred.
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker