“- Elle Woods: All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
- Sid Post: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Bob Newhart - Sid Post

“Labor? What you you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?”
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“- George Peters: Doris, what the hell is the matter?
- Doris: If memory serves me correctly, I just had a labor pain.
- George Peters: You can't have. It must be indigestion.
- Doris: No, there's a difference. Indigestion doesn't make you eyes bug out.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!”

Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“This is a child of the jungle, an animal with a human voice. It if were human, an animal would cringe at its vices. These creatures are lethal and lecherous. They will have to be subdued by the sword and brought to profitable labor by the whip.”

Chuck Low - Cabeza