“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

“- Nelson Moss: Why a month?
- Sara Deever: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Andy Warhol: Candy, how often do you get your period?
- Candy Darling: Every day. I'm such a woman!”
Jared Harris - Andy Warhol
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“- April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
- Keecia: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
- Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
- Keecia: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
- Jessica: I had my period, ok!”
Anna Faris - April
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Alexandra Holden - Lulu
Rob Schneider - Jessica