“What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people... I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.”
Parker Posey - Libby Mae Brown

“- Kermit the Frog: Maybe we should give him a ride.
- Fozzie Bear: I don't know, he's pretty big. Hey there, wanna lift?
- Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Caroll Spinney - Big Bird

“- Colleen Van Deusen: Has everyone checked in?
- Charles McCulloch: No. Jim Miller and Suzi Donaldson never showed up, and I'm more than a little concerned.
- Colleen Van Deusen: Well, don't be. They probably decided to explore each other rather than New York.”
Barbara Bingham - Colleen Van Deusen
Peter Mark Richman - Charles McCulloch

“- Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
- Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
- Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
- Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
- Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
- Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.”
Mark McKinney - Cop #1
Bruce McCulloch - Cop #2

“You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.”

Jason Lee - Banky Edwards