“- Bob: Beautiful country, Italy.
- Secondo: You ever been there?
- Bob: No.”
Campbell Scott - Bob
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“Those travel sicknesspills mustn't be working. I still feel sick and I've taken four already. And I've only travelled up and down the stairs.”
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random