“- Tom Servo: Check rate of radioactive decay.
- Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“Nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why? There are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart.”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“- John Bender: What do you guys do in your club?
- Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
- John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Anthony Michael Hall - Brian Johnson

“You would think this would fall faster than this. And you would be absolutely right.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Albert Einstein: Dad, I want to be a physicist.
- Mr. Einstein: What do they grow, son?
- Albert Einstein: They don't grow anything.
- Mr. Einstein: Well what's the use of them then?”
Yahoo Serious - Albert Einstein
Peewee Wilson - Mr. Einstein