“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine!
- James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
- Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Agent Dana Scully: I need this building evacuated and cleared out in ten minutes! I want you to call the fire department and have them block off the city center in a one mile radius around the building.
- Security Guard: Ten minutes?
- Agent Dana Scully: Don't think! Just pick up the phone and make it happen.”
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Agent Dana Scully
Gunther Jenson - Security Guard

“We live in perilous times. You got to keep alert. You don't want your life to wind up as black-and-white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Alan Tyler: He's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
- Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna-fish sandwiches.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Alan Tyler
Mel Harris - Claire Tyler

“- Lee: These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China.
- Carter: You think they scare me? I'm from Los Angeles, man. We invented gangs!”
Jackie Chan - Lee
Chris Tucker - Carter