“- Joe Gideon: God damn it, how dare you use my phone! My phone! To call someone who is not gay!
- Kate Jagger: I see! You can go out with any girl. Any girl...
- Joe Gideon: That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you.”

Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon
Ann Reinking - Kate Jagger

“- Dante Hicks: Oh my god, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
- Veronica Loughran: Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- Sebastian: This guy you're seeing, what's he like?
- Linda: He's everything you're not.
- Sebastian: Oh. He must be dull.”
Kevin Bacon - Sebastian Caine
Elisabeth Shue - Linda McKay

“- Cry-Baby: Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up! But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had!
- Allison Vernon-Williams: But Cry-Baby, who was that girl? Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?
- Cry-Baby: That Lenora ain't nothing to me! I swear on my daddy's grave! I'm burning inside to touch you, baby!”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“I was jealous. I was sore because he could offer you the kind of life I can't give you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns