“It's amazing to me that Americans can think a disease has a sexualpreference. But that's all Americans think of... Sex. Sex. Sex.”
Patrick Bauchau - Dr. Luc Montagnier

Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. 'Cause this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad "The Stars and Stripes Forever".

Richard Romanus - Harry Canyon

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“- Jamie, Red Feather: Where are you from, Mars?
- Cleo Plendor: Worse. Beverly Hills.”
Tori Spelling - Jamie, Red Feather
Dinah Lacey - Cleo Plendor

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper