“My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“I think maybe I should mention before you make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this family, we don't kill other people.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came over on the umbilical cord.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury: We must have regard for certain conventions.
- J. Cheever Loophole: One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury
Groucho Marx - J. Cheever Loophole

“What family would want a daughter-in-law who can run around kicking football all day but can't make round chapatis?”
Shaheen Khan - Mrs. Bhamra