“From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn

“I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

- Herman Mankiewicz: What about Marion?
- Orson Welles: She's just another piece in his collection. Another animal in his zoo.
- Herman Mankiewicz: Well to Hearst, that is love. "I love you, I built you a beautiful cage".
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles

“- Clayton Boone: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
- James Whale: Why not?
- Clayton Boone: You have to kiss some ass to get a piece of it.”
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“- John Malkovich: This portal is mine and must be sealed up forever. For the love of God.
- Craig Schwartz: With all respect, sir, I discovered that portal. Its my livelihood.
- John Malkovich: It's my head, Schwartz, and I'll see you in court!”
John Malkovich - Himself
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz