“- Shaun: Lance, I want you to stay in your room.
- Lance: Why?
- Shaun: Because you're an embarrassment.”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder
Jack Black - Lance Brumder

“- Dinky Bossetti: I'm sorry if I embarassed you the other day. I kind of got carried away.
- Gerald Howells: You embarassed yourself.”
Winona Ryder - Dinky Bossetti
Thomas Wilson Brown - Gerald Howells

“- Rannulph Junnah: This is getting embarrassing.
- Bagger Vance: Oh no sir, this has been embarrassing for quite some time.”
Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee