“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“- Dinky Bossetti: I'm sorry if I embarassed you the other day. I kind of got carried away.
- Gerald Howells: You embarassed yourself.”
Winona Ryder - Dinky Bossetti
Thomas Wilson Brown - Gerald Howells

“- Shaun: Lance, I want you to stay in your room.
- Lance: Why?
- Shaun: Because you're an embarrassment.”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder
Jack Black - Lance Brumder

“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela