“- Sammy Parker: My mom hates your dad.
- Maggie Taylor: So? My dad hates your mom.”
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor

“- Joan: Men and women... sharing, working out their hate.
- Debbie: I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left.
- Joan: Yes you do, you just don't know it.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Demi Moore - Debbie

“A love-hate relationship can last a very long time.”
Kate Capshaw - Joyce

- Scott: Hey, can we call it even?
- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I hate ties. They're like kissing your brother.
Scott Whyte - Scott
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney

“That's about the only thing you can count on in this life: there's nobody that wouldn't hurt you.”
Vin Diesel - Taylor