“It takes more than flat heels and glasses to make a sensible woman.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- Adam: They say women are the sensitive ones, but I've never seen it. They're as cold as party ice.
- Victoria: I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity.”
Johnathon Schaech - Adam
Kaitlin Hopkins - Victoria

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“I don't need to know nothing about women when I got a mom, a cat, nine sisters and a gay uncle.”
Anthony Anderson - Tony

“I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!”

Kathy Bates - Libby Holden