“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“- Albaby Perkins: You're gonna eat this shit?
- Buck McGriff: No, I'm gonna fuck it.”
Gregory Hines - Albaby Perkins
Willem Dafoe - Buck McGriff

“And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.”

Dean Stockwell - John Cavil

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez