“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“- Albaby Perkins: You're gonna eat this shit?
- Buck McGriff: No, I'm gonna fuck it.”
Gregory Hines - Albaby Perkins
Willem Dafoe - Buck McGriff

“- Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
- Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“Handling dirt is... ugh... is not my idea of a rewarding career.”
Woody Allen - Z