“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“Wow! The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex!”

Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

- Walter Lloyd: I hope you're not going to fool around because I have a lot of things to do.
- Donna Lloyd: You mean "Miss Twinkle Tits" in banking?
Gene Hackman - Walter Lloyd
Gayle Hunnicutt - Donna Lloyd

“No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell