“- Glenn Odekirk: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?
- Howard Hughes: Sure. Who doesn't like tits?”

Matt Ross - Glenn Odekirk
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Londet: Great boobs!
- Daniel: All this... and you look at that?
- Londet: You look at what you like. I'll look at what I like.”
Graham Fletcher-Cook - Londet
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“If you think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy