“- Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night.
- Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.”
Michael Bell - Drew Pickles
Tress MacNeille - Charlotte Pickles

“- Claire: I've been worried sick about you.
- David: You were worried about me?
- Claire: Of course. Having this baby doesn't mean I don't love you.”

Annette Helde - Claire
Adam Wylie - David

“- Margaret Sellinger: Do you want to play cards? I feel like demolishing you.
- Sarah Sellinger: You're trying to be cheerful; because, you're worried about Daddy. He's going to be alright.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger

“- Cathy: What on Earth would your mother be doing here?
- Emery: She worries about me! I'm worried about me too, actually.”
Judith Ivey - Cathy Kramer
Matt Ross - Emery Waterman

“Tourists? We're not talkng about tourists here, we're talking about mom! And I know you, you don't drink unless you're nervous.”

Matt Dillon - Chris Lloyd