“You make a fool of Jovanovic. In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me! Now, you must pay! Sit still, coward! Now, I teach you never, never to make fool of Jovanovic again!”

David Ogden Stiers - Alexei Jovanovic

“- Alex Rose: You threw her down the stairs?
- Nancy Kendricks: No, but I imagined it and I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible, horrible person.
- Alex Rose: No, she's practically ruined our lives. It's perfectly natural to have thoughts like that.”
Ben Stiller - Alex Rose
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“Don't try to cheat me boy, because my arm is long and my vengeance is terrible.”
Ed Begley - Gen. Midwinter

“When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.”
Wes Studi - Magua

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles