“- MP Directing Traffic: Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left.
- Bill Rago: P.M., P.X.
- MP Directing Traffic: If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far.
- Bill Rago: D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. Can I buy a vowel?”
Gary DeWitt Marshall - MP Directing Traffic
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert

“- Sam: Well, I'm working on a few things. I'm going over to the other side.
- Ray: Republicans?
- Sam: No, Mexico.”
Chris Cooper - Sam
Tony Plana - Ray

“This stretch of road runs between nowhere and not much else.”
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong

I read them women's magazines, you know? The ones that tell you how to get a better life. They say "go in a new direction". I wanna say, "where's the door? I'll go but where's the goddamn door?".
Bette Midler - Stella Claire