“- Bilko: Maybe, a plan is not what I really need. what I really need... is just a little puppy. A little puppy with big brown eyes, who would just come to me and lick my face, and just love me so much no matter what kind of person I am.”

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- Elizabeth: He won't be able to take care of you! He can barely take care of himself!
- Carla: We can take care of each other!”
Diane Keaton - Elizabeth
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“What we shared was as sweet and as endearing as a forehead kiss. It was what I wanted. It was what I needed. He was a gentleman, and a friend, and I will always love him for that.”

Monica Calhoun - Mia Morgan

“Whore: what a horrible word that is to use on someone who's really just a sad girl who's looking for love. Tender, warm, unconditional love. I can give you that love, as much as you take. All you have to do is let me in.”

Billy Zane - The Collector

“I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want Valentines and Cupids and all the rest of that crap. I want it all.”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan