“Here's who you're dealing with: male Caucasian, 35, well educated, raised by his aunt who mysteriously disappeared when he was 16, has raped and strangled five women, escaped when being transported to San Quentin.”

Héctor Elizondo - Lt. Aldo Hines

“- Rain: That homicidal bitch killed my team.
- Alice: That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Rain
Milla Jovovich - Alice

“- Charlie Arglist: I think Roy Gelles must have found out [about the robbery], and I think he might have killed Vic.
- Renata Crest: That's terrible!
- Charlie Arglist: So I was thinking it might be best if I left town, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist
Connie Nielsen - Renata Crest

“- Anna Baragli: It doesn't mean I don't love you.
- Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! You love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
- Anna Baragli: In a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.”

Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“I am going to Bangkok to assume a missionary position.”

Joan Messiah - Nun