“How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.”
Brandon Jay McLaren - Toby

“- Alison Gordon: How can you go through life pretending that you're happy?
- Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I am happy.
- Alison Gordon: That is complete bullshit, I'd rather you break down and tell me that you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.”
Monica Potter - Alison Gordon
Cary Elwes - Dr. Lawrence Gordon

“We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“You are a lot of cowards to go against him. He has done nothing against you and he never has and you know it well. How some of you, you smug-faced hypocrites, can sit in the same chapel with him I cannot tell.”

Sara Allgood - Mrs. Morgan

“Will anyone raise his voice here now to accuse me? No. You're cowards, too, as well as hypocrites. But I don't blame you. The fault is mine as much as yours.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd