“You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.”
Woody Harrelson - Lou the Lamb

“- Ed Furillo: He turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day.
- Phil Berquist: What was your worst day?
- Ed Furillo: Same day.”

Bruno Kirby - Ed Furillo
Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist

“- Romulus: Leave me alone. How did you get in here, anyway?
- Sheila: I rode in on your dreams.
- Romulus: Well, ride on out.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
Tamara Tunie - Sheila

“- Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women?
- Montel Gordon: I don't know.
- Ray Castro: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.”
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

“- Jack Foley: You were in Leavenworth?
- Hejira Henry: For a time.
- Jack Foley: What's that mean?
- Hejira Henry: Means, when the time came, I left.
- Jack Foley: You broke out?
- Hejira Henry: I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.”
George Clooney - Jack Foley
Samuel L. Jackson - Hejira Henry