“When we're ready we would like to ask you to remove your eyeglasses and shoes and place your head between the knees… Between your own knees, Father!”
Wendy Phillips - Mary

I've always lived my life by the rule: "If you get, you give". For the last twenty years I've gotten from karate. I've gotten discipline, health, self-confidence, inner peace, everything that makes me what I am today. And today it's time for me to give back.
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry

“- Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
- Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
- Clark Griswold: [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Wendy Goldman - Stewardess

“- Ding Bell: Benji, I tell you, he said the man who's flying should be talking on this thing.
- Benjy Benjamin: What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?”
Mickey Rooney - Ding Bell
Buddy Hackett - Benjy Benjamin

“Nobody thinks clearly at the airport.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Campbell